I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
dude. I can hear the air.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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