I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We need to feng shui this bitch.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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