6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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