East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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