am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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