Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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