try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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