flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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