Your mouth is God's brothel.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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