it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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