Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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