My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think my vagina is haunted
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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