i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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