Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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