worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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