Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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