Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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