she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Randomize
