Only a mothe r could love this liver
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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