He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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