So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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