and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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