Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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