420 ftw
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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