wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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