Porn is love you can see.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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