You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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