her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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