If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Dick very happy bro
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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