she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
