I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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