youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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