Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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