when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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