Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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