we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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