i permit you to call me
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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