What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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