question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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