they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't EVER smell your tampon
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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