I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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