I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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