I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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