i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
no. you can't hotbox the world.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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