She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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