Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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