just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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