yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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