Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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