Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
My cat gives me a boner
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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