Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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