is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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