Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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