saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I made him laugh his dick is mine
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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