i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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