i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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