my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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