All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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