I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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