I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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